Episode 14: The Burgled Burro - Part 8 (The Burgled Burro Finale)
The money's never been hotter as RUST MONSTER attempts to foil a volcanic plot in this super-sized arc finale episode. IRL, Leigh quits the podcast to open a whinery.
Featured Music: You Can Dream by Black Mountain, Spiritual Abuse by Dead Quiet, and Can't Win by PUP.
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Episode 13: The Burgled Burro - Part 7
RUST MONSTER finally meets some rust monsters. You knew it had to happen at some point.
Featured music: Unclean by Tough Age, and Girls W/ Tattoos by Strange Breed.
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Episode 12: The Burgled Burro - Part 6
In which RUST MONSTER gets off the boat and into a fight, while the players almost break the DM IRL.
Featured music: Thin Skin by Phoenix Thunderbird, and Ogopogo Punk by The Evaporators.
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Episode 11: The Burgled Burro - Part 5
In this episode, Kriegin casts a spell that starts a chain reaction, and we contemplate what would happen should all our characters meet their untimely demise.
Featured music: Whiskey & Beer by Morgan, and Death At My Door by The Creepshow.
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Episode 10: The Burgled Burro - Part 4
RUST MONSTER continues their journey to the Black Island, and faces off against some beach party pirates in a spirited game of baseball. Leigh almost dies IRL but Kirk cut that bit out..
Featured music: Black Sea Gale by The Dreadnoughts and Sandlot Party by Isotopes.
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Episode 9: The Burgled Burro - Part 3
In which RUST MONSTER sets sail, and someone has a crush.
Featured music: Drained Lake by Metz and Seafarers by The Real McKenzies.
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Episode 8: The Burgled Burro - Part 2
In which the band receives a mission from a god, spends too much time on that one guy, and meets some Neon Angels on the Road to Ruin.
Featured music: WTF by Bad Words and Banshee by Heart Attack Kids.
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Episode 7: The Burgled Burro - Part 1
In which RUST MONSTER faces an all too common touring band problem.
Featured music: If This Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will by PUP and Back To The Bright by Needles//Pins.
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Episode 6: The Cursed Door - Part 6 (The Cursed Door Finale)
RUST MONSTER meets a mysterious man in a mask, and express their opinions about metal.
Featured music: Scapegoating Holds the Serpents Leash by Woe Monger and the first ever song by RUST MONSTER: Fuck Metal, Bitches! (courtesy of Jordan Ardanaz of Phoenix Thunderbird).
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Episode 5: The Cursed Door - Part 5
n which RUST MONSTER fights some drunken, sleepy goblins, and tries to figure out what a bugbear is.
Featuring music by The Pack A.D. and Hashteroid.
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Episode 4: The Cursed Door - Part 4
The members of RUST MONSTER make a new friend, punch some goblins, and learn the dangers of skipping leg day.
Featuring music by Autem and War Baby.
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Episode 3: The Cursed Door - Part 3
In this episode, things start to heat up and get a little "in tents" for RUST MONSTER.
Featuring music by Juvie and Despistado.
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Episode 2: The Cursed Door - Part 2
RUST MONSTER meets a man who can turn into a bear.
Featuring music by Mobina Galore and Phoenix Thunderbird.
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Episode 1: The Cursed Door - Part 1
Meet RUST MONSTER, the greatest fantasy punk band you've never heard of.
In this episode, Rust Monster arrives in the town of Two Inns, meets a goat, and can't open a door.
Featuring music by The Smugglers and No Goods.
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