Episode 17: The Twin Pines Inn - Part 2
Episode 16: The Twin Pines Inn - Part 1
Time is not on Rust Monster's side as Johnny meets new people and Skadi feels a bit faded.
Featured music: Invisible by Bishop's Green and Naked Ass Marimba by LEMONGRAB.
Episode 15: The Short Rest (Intermezzo 1)
RUST MONSTER goes home and meets Johnny's pen pal!
Featured music: Gentrification by Alien Boys and Near to the Wild Heart of Life by Japandroids
Episode 14: The Burgled Burro - Part 8 (The Burgled Burro Finale)
RUST MONSTER takes a much needed break in the city of Dee Dee, and discovers that Shoozie has inadvertently become a star for more than her guitar playing prowess.
Featured Music: Looking for Something Clean by Slow and The Beerfields of Bridgeview by BORT.
Episode 13: The Burgled Burro - Part 7
The money's never been hotter as RUST MONSTER attempts to foil a volcanic plot in this super-sized arc finale episode. IRL, Leigh quits the podcast to open a whinery.
Featured Music: You Can Dream by Black Mountain, Spiritual Abuse by Dead Quiet, and Can't Win by PUP.
Episode 12: The Burgled Burro - Part 6
RUST MONSTER finally meets some rust monsters. You knew it had to happen at some point.
Featured music: Unclean by Tough Age, and Girls W/ Tattoos by Strange Breed.
Episode 11: The Burgled Burro - Part 5
In which RUST MONSTER gets off the boat and into a fight, while the players almost break the DM IRL.
Featured music: Thin Skin by Phoenix Thunderbird, and Ogopogo Punk by The Evaporators.
Episode 10: The Burgled Burro - Part 4
In this episode, Kriegin casts a spell that starts a chain reaction, and we contemplate what would happen should all our characters meet their untimely demise.
Featured music: Whiskey & Beer by Morgan, and Death At My Door by The Creepshow.
Episode 9: The Burgled Burro - Part 3
RUST MONSTER continues their journey to the Black Island, and faces off against some beach party pirates in a spirited game of baseball. Leigh almost dies IRL but Kirk cut that bit out..
Featured music: Black Sea Gale by The Dreadnoughts and Sandlot Party by Isotopes.
Episode 8: The Burgled Burro - Part 2
In which RUST MONSTER sets sail, and someone has a crush.
Featured music: Drained Lake by Metz and Seafarers by The Real McKenzies.
Episode 7: The Burgled Burro - Part 1
In which the band receives a mission from a god, spends too much time on that one guy, and meets some Neon Angels on the Road to Ruin.
Featured music: WTF by Bad Words and Banshee by Heart Attack Kids.
Episode 6: The Cursed Door - Part 6 (The Cursed Door Finale)
In which RUST MONSTER faces an all too common touring band problem.
Featured music: If This Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will by PUP and Back To The Bright by Needles//Pins.
Episode 5: The Cursed Door - Part 5
RUST MONSTER meets a mysterious man in a mask, and express their opinions about metal.
Featured music: Scapegoating Holds the Serpents Leash by Woe Monger and the first ever song by RUST MONSTER: Fuck Metal, Bitches! (courtesy of Jordan Ardanaz of Phoenix Thunderbird).
Episode 4: The Cursed Door - Part 4
n which RUST MONSTER fights some drunken, sleepy goblins, and tries to figure out what a bugbear is.
Featuring music by The Pack A.D. and Hashteroid.
Episode 3: The Cursed Door - Part 3
The members of RUST MONSTER make a new friend, punch some goblins, and learn the dangers of skipping leg day.
Featuring music by Autem and War Baby.
Episode 2: The Cursed Door - Part 2
In this episode, things start to heat up and get a little "in tents" for RUST MONSTER.
Featuring music by Juvie and Despistado.
Episode 1: The Cursed Door - Part 1
RUST MONSTER meets a man who can turn into a bear.
Featuring music by Mobina Galore and Phoenix Thunderbird.
Meet RUST MONSTER, the greatest fantasy punk band you've never heard of.
In this episode, Rust Monster arrives in the town of Two Inns, meets a goat, and can't open a door.
Featuring music by The Smugglers and No Goods.